Cyber Criminals On Strike Until Working Conditions Improve

“No Healthcare? No Ransomware! ”

WASHINGTON DC — Wednesday January 11, 2023

If you’ve noticed a sharp decrease in cyber crime, digital fraud, and phishing emails, you’re not alone: Cyber criminals around the world have announced they are going to strike until working conditions improve. “I’m not going to write a single line of malicious code, until I get healthcare — the good kind, with dental,” one protester told Brute Farce Attack.

'No Healthcare? No Ransomware!’, shouts a members of an organized cyber crime gang outside the White House — a slogan that has become the rallying cry of this global movement. It’s anticipated that cybersecurity companies will experience a sharp decline in Q1 profits if cyber crime does not return to normal levels. “These security companies have been making millions off our backs, scaring people into buying expensive hardware and software tools, it’s only right that we’re compensated accordingly,” someone in a Guy Fawkes mask shared.

The strike has stretched into its third day, and shows no sign of ending.