“It is not now — nor has it ever been — the policy of this here fine establishment to negotiate with terrorists,’ an enraged Colonel Sanders told Brute Farce Attack. A source close to the matter told BFA that the cyber criminals taking responsibility for the attack have demanded 50 Bitcoins worth of the Colonel’s famous fried chicken.
In other news, Sanders' military records obtained by our team reveal that the famous chicken-preneur had never been promoted beyond the rank of Private in the U.S Army. Stay tuned as we investigate claims of ‘stolen valor.’
