University’s New Cybersecurity Degree Program Oddly Similar to Old Computer Science Program

Dallas, Texas — Wednesday January 14, 2023

“This brand new cybersecurity degree program is an excellent new revenue generator for the university. Hell, it might even be good for the students,” said Dean Farmigloan, head of the Computer Scie— erm, Cybersecurity Department.

While nearly identical to the existing computer science curriculum, it should be noted that the information security program offers one elective in Network Security every other semester at 6am on Saturday mornings.

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